Saturday, 22 September 2012

A Word From Sugarplum...

'Dontcha just hate it when you've decided to call it a night...
Room service has been.


You've had a fine gourmet meal of grains lovingly prepared by your owner pet




And nothing sounds sweeter than calling it a night and settling down for sleepy-byes, like my friend Violet here

When that unexpected visitor drops in...

I mean, really, don't you goosies know how to use the phone? 
A quick call would have been nice. 
I could have said, no, sorry, I'm not up for visitors tonight.  It's Saturday. 
 Hair washing night, dontcha know. 
Or I might've tried the truth:
 "No, I do NOT feel up to visitors tonight, I have been sitting on this nest for the past 27 days and I am
t  i  r e d, you just cannot BELIEVE how tired sitting on a nest can make you, IT IS BONE WEARY STUFF and the last thing I want at this point in time is to stay up all night until the wee hours of the morning chatting 'cause, did I mention, sitting on a nest for 27 DAYS can really take it out of you."

Now, really, I am the most accommodating of hosts as a general rule of thumb wing, but last night I was just not in the mood


Somebody call security...'

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